My affair with the vacuum cleaner

I think of an affair as any relationship that the spouse sees as inappropriate or offensive. I think Kevin would rather I go out to dinner with a strange man than buy another vacuum. He hates that I keep looking for the new, best thing. He hates that they go bad, and have to be replaced, mostly he hates that there is usually so little time between uses that it never gets put away until the company is on their way. He did not say a word, however, (maybe an eye roll) when the only thing I wanted for Christmas was this little beauty.

My latest love is my roomba robotic vacuum. I clean the kitchen, and it goes all over getting crumbs, hair, and debris off the floor. 90 minutes of white noise that is busy doing something that I would have to do. The ultimate multi-tasker!